Best & Worst Ideas of the Day for 2008
January 1st: Examining body for bruises. Losing phone at Navy Pier as not to drunk dial the women of 2007. Seeing Before the Devil Knows Your Dead. Drunken scrabble.
January 2nd: Finding phone as to get life back on track. Watching Eastern Promises.
January 3rd: Making Root Beer floats. Seeing Atonement.
January 4th: Seeing There Will be Blood.
January 5th: Funk music at the Underground WunderBar. Ending the night at The Continental while repeatedly being turned down by elitist hipsters.
January 6th: Thinking about renting Willow. Making chocolate-banana milkshakes. Renting Shoot Em’ Up—horrible.
January 7th: Cheap wings. Jazz at the Skylark.
January 8th: Watched A Mighty Heart. Ordered Chinese. Registered to vote.
January 9th: Free pints of Guinness at Galway’s Arm.
January 10th: Go to the doctor for lung problems. $100 meds.
January 11th: Music at Danny’s. Charleston Pool. Meg, Kristen, Jesse, & Sean.
January 12th: Go to work finally, make decent money. Dad turns 60.
January 13th: Take the Amtrak back to Minneapolis.
January 14th: Visit BANK with Hauser, Hannah, and Andy. Doctor Mambo’s Combo with Tom, Justin, Stielow, Vy, Hauser. Rock Band until 4:30.
January 15th: Monstrous hangover. Birthday dinner for dad with the family.
January 16th: Walker Art Center with Hannah. National Geographic channel with Shepherd, Hill, and Meg. Big Trouble at the Kitty Kat Club. Rob Skoro and Joanna James come on stage.
January 17th: Three horrible hours at the dentist—possible root canal. Bon Iver with Hauser, Welter, Miller. Run into James Kwan.
January 18th: 10-hour Amtrak from MPLS to Chicago.
January 25th Vodka and what time is it?—orange juice
No more good ideas for the year.